Don't Grow Up; It's a Trap: Inspiring Quotes and Funny Statements to Stave off Adulthood

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Either our inner child comes out to play and makes all things possible, or we mold our characters and events from our own experiences, or our dreams of wanting to experience.” – Judith Kohnen, One Chance, One Moment Kids don’t have much of the past, so they don’t need to stress over anything, they are always free from past and future. Many of us are guilty of not taking enough time to dial into our inner child’s voice.” – Kim Ha Campbell Y’all do not understand how good you have it in your teens/early twenties when it comes to metabolism! Yes some people have it hard when they’re young and some maintain that great metabolism when they’re older but the majority of us experience a drastic decline in metabolism sometime after 25. Mine happened around 28/29 and it was quite honestly the WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I’m dramatic, I know. It is honestly awful to go from eating whatever the hell you want and then waking up one day and realizing you can’t do that anymore. Hi, I’d like to Sleep In Again. Thanks.

We all would have uttered the title at least once, either as a joke, or we truly mean it when we miss our adolescence. Fun fact, there is no exact path any of us should be on. There is such a myth that we should all have it figured out or have a family and kids by a certain time and that’s bullsh*t. We start to get older and begin feeling like we haven’t done something right and it’s terrible! Just remember, you are doing you and as long as you aren’t harming yourself or others, WHO CARES what people think about your path. Newsflash, No One Cares About You… On your journey, don’t forget to smell the flowers. Take time out to notice that you’re alive. You can only live in one day. – Ray Fearon

One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein In fact, a major part of grieving our original pain work (so that we can heal and be emotionally liberated) is to re-parent ourselves and reconnect with our inner child.” – Anonymous Every child does that naturally. So we don’t have to learn nothing. We just need to drop our bundle of thoughts and beliefs from the child you’ve known the best: yourself.

When we practice self-compassion, we look after ourselves just as though we are nurturing a small child.On that frustrating night, I was fretting about the worst performance of my whole day at an interview. I transferred all my irritation to my bike accelerator and zipped down the road at top speed. Suddenly, an old man was ahead waving his hand for lift. I stopped my bike roughly very close to him. He just looked up and smiled for a moment, then asked if I could drop him after two miles from here. There is always a feeling of not being fulfilled, no matter how much you achieve, because the inner child’s needs are not being met.” – Yong Kang Chan, Parent Yourself Again: Love Yourself the Way You Have Always Wanted to Be Loved Ask yourself the following question: what is the thing you craved the most as a child? Well, apart from that toy you liked so much at the store.